Sunday -- "Desperate Housewives": Orson Hodge = crazy. His mom = crazier. Bree = Up creek, sans paddle.
Monday -- "Prison Break": Ok, please tell me they're not killing off Sarah. I just got over her supposed death in last season's finale. Leave her alone!
"Heroes": So, was the waitress killed because she had a photographic memory? Is that really a superpower? Or is it just an enviable skill? Also, I guess Eden has some sort of creepy power of persuasion. That's kind of cool. But does everyone have a freakin' power now? What is this thing, viral?
Tuesday -- "Gilmore Girls": So Lorelai and Christopher are married. I guess this means Luke and Lorelai are officially over. I'm depressed. I need chocolate.
"Veronica Mars": Ok, so I totally got all choked up when Logan lifted up the semi-conscious Veronica to find strands of her hair underneath her. And when she lifted her eyes to him and whispered "Take me home?" Heartbreaking.
"Nip/Tuck": Oh my God -- how horrible was this? Flash-forwards are always a bad idea because of the cheesy old-age makeup involved, but this was particularly bad. Remember when this show was cool and edgy? Of course you remember -- it was only last week. In one mere week, the show has gone completely off the rails. Although, it was so awful, I almost think it was bad on purpose. I mean, NO ONE could have thought this was a good episode. Just awful, awful, awful.
"Criminal Minds": Ok, no "Lost" this week, so let's discuss "Criminal Minds," the CBS show that's usually on against it, and actually beat "Lost" in the ratings the past few weeks.
Let's see, what is there to say about "Criminal Minds?" Hmmmm. Well, co-star Shemar Moore is pretty hot. And I've always liked Mandy Patinkin. And that blonde computer girl is pretty funny. And, um, well, that's about it.